8/04/08
Necrophilia, the desire to perform pleasurable gyrations upon frigid slabs of once-human meat, is immoral and creepy. Once a person has died, when their heart ceases to palpitate, depriving their body of much-needed oxygen thereby causing brain death, they should not, under any circumstances, be considered viable sexual partners – even in the unlikely event that said person is reanimated by means of magic, witchcraft, devilry, possession by a malevolent spirit, toxic waste, electrical storm, cybernetic manipulation, parasites and so on. In other words, all undead creatures – zombies, mummies, Frankenstein's monster, flesh golems, liches, ghouls and vampires
Oh come on! It's not like it's any worse than doing someone who's passed out drunk, is it? Sheeesh. It's people like you who are what's wrong with America. You keep talking like that, and next thing you know all sorts of ideas get into people's heads. Why, pretty soon ol' Bessy might start wanting me to take her out to Dinner and a Movie first!
ReplyDeleteLook, Dan, you know me. I'm as big a fan of date rape as the next guy, but only if the woman (or man or beast - I don't judge) is still alive and breathing. Dead things are icky and gross. Furthermore - IT'S AN ABOMINATION UNTO GOD FOR A MAN TO LIE WITH MEAT!!!
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